Fierce is given as a birthright.





Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

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girls screenshot everything and then send it to their friends in a group chat and then laugh at people and that is why you should never trust us

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